World's Largest Bird Nearly Takes Down The Thunder's Team Plane

One of two things happened here: either birds the size of Greek gods have returned to this Earth to take back the lands that are rightfully theirs OR aliens have inhibited the skies and are plotting their takeover in the coming days. Both are logical, either are possible, I just don’t know which is preferable for us humans.

There are currently many people saying this is no big deal. That any average bird could create that dent due to the plane’s velocity causing a much more severe impact. Those people are buffoons of the highest magnitude. You think plane builders don’t take into account bird impact during the design stages? The Wright brothers aren’t in charge anymore. These things are built to truck through even the largest of modern, known birds. Get out of my face with velocity and impact and math and things of that nature.

Also, if this were the case and a normal, run of the mill seagull or sparrow had caused this dent, Neil deGrasse Tyson would’ve already tweeted that answer. No one loves to come through with the facts no one asked for faster than NDT. And this time he was actually asked and 12 hours later? Still nothing. Leading us smart people to believe this is part of a much, much larger coverup and conspiracy than we once thought.

Thankfully the Thunder landed safely. Whatever alien, titan bird or alien bird caused this dent was merely sending a warning shot to the rest of the human species and if you’re not taking this seriously, I don’t know what other proof you need. Keep telling yourself this was just a viral marketing stunt for “Stranger Things 2″ or whatever you need to tell yourself to get some sleep tonight. The war is coming, friends. Call your mother, tell her that you love her, because our days are clearly numbered on this great blue marble.